This socialist, homosexual agenda, where our democratic government takes from the rich and gives to the homosexual community, is fine and dandy if it actually works.

But in my case, I'm rich!

Currently worth an excess of $720 billion, I donated and contributed my time, resources, and life to bring the world patented live streaming mobile video.

Now all the homosexuals hate me because I disagree with their actions. I'm a Christian, and I believe in heaven and hell. Deep down, I believe homosexuality is wrong and leads to hell.

So, it seems like the Democrats are only working for the homosexual community while great inventors like myself get financially sabotaged by them for being Christian.

All of a sudden, I can't find customers to buy my products because they hate me for not approving of homosexuality.

All of a sudden, I'm left penniless, even though I'm officially rich!

Then my patents are ignored because of this.

Nowadays, there are so many homosexuals and lesbians that they seem to control everything.

I just want Republicans and Democrats, assuming that the Republicans are not homosexuals, to come together and take a look at my patents.

You are all wasting time every day by not helping enforce my patents, which belong to the establishment of America and are now approaching the trillion-dollar milestone in value.

Biden, please send me money now to pay for legal litigation to defend my two valuable patents for the sake of the American deficit.

Biden, please do something about this. I'm helpless without a penny to buy food, water, and, more importantly, hire a lawyer. My active patents are worth $720 billion dollars, and you are worried about auto workers who are already making $35.00 per hour and striking for $50.00 per hour while they illegally stream my patented live mobile video from their cell phones to promote their strike.

This is worse than approving the white man to shoot the Indians' buffalo back in the day.

This is wrong, and you know it.

Please send me some money to pay for a lawyer now so we can enforce my patents.